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Preview: IKEA Sultan Erfjord A Year in Bed Project | Apartment ...
Retail Price: $989 for the whole set
Last night we fell into bed with another Swede, but this time a much more affordable one. Our new Ikea Sultan is also smaller because the delivery men couldn't get a queen size through our door (similar to last time). Rather than teach them how to squeeze it through, I figured 12 months of this was going to kill me, so I opted for a smaller full size, which they delivered with no problem. It's going to be a full size year. It really looks tiny, but it DOES make our bedroom feel bigger, which is very refreshing.

Why?
We had to test an Ikea bed because they are - in my mind - a high standard at the low end of the spectrum, and I'd never slept on one before. If Hastens is a luxury bed that one might aspire to later in life, then the Ikea beds are your entry bed that you might aspire to upon graduating from college. And since they are both Swedish, it seemed more interesting to compare them back to back.
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I just moved to a loft in, ahem, the Old Town Lofts.
So far, I'm not a huge fan of the neighborhood.


